Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
2014年1月20日 14:36
Men have become the tools of their tools.
2014年1月20日 13:49
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
2014年1月20日 04:36
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
2014年1月20日 00:20
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
2014年1月19日 19:22
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
2014年1月19日 12:55
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
2014年1月19日 11:37
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
2014年1月19日 03:43
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2014年1月18日 21:07
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
2014年1月18日 18:11
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
2014年1月18日 08:31
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
2014年1月18日 06:29
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
2014年1月17日 22:49
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2014年1月16日 19:50
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
2014年1月16日 19:35
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
2014年1月16日 15:42
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2014年1月16日 15:42
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
2014年1月16日 12:27
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
2014年1月16日 12:27
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
2014年1月16日 08:58
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.